What I read and why
That's strange. Someone replaced your picture with that of a douchebag.
you're only saying I'm a douchebag because you read comic books and therefore know I'll never DATE you! LOL!
Sigh.I can dream, can't I?
with THOSE love-handles? Dream on, bee-atch!I'm quite obviously the cream of the crop! I ain't gonna be slurped through no crazy-straw, boo!
I AM a super-hottie, though, ain't I?
You look like a young Hobbit, still sweaty from Shire High School basketball practice.
no, JEFF looks like a young hobbit - I'm a stone-cold sooper-hottie!
At 6' 3" and 230lbs I would be extremely dominant on any hobbit high school basketball team. Put me in coach!
Ah, but the Halflings have great fundamentals.
look at my picture again! I got yer fundamentals right here, bee-yotch!
You almost had a 'Superman' curl going there. Almost a double, actually.
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